“Let Me Tell You a Story”

A Collection of Ninety-Six Stories

and Some Poems


Cliff Williams



Introduction


Linda

First Encounter

Engagement Day

Daily Parting (poem)

I Gave You My Heart (poem)

Old Love (poem)

A Squeeze of the Hand

A Report from One Who Has Been Grieving 

the Death of His Spouse


Transformations

Learning to Listen

A Conversion

        Becoming a Kitchen Person

Teaching PHIL 105 Race and Justice


Becoming a Teacher

Diary of a Mad Professor

Learning to Teach

“To Prepare You for Dying”

Remembering Twenty-Five Years of Extracurricular 

Teaching (poem)

Sayings of an Old Professor

Classroom Anecdotes

Dragged Along the Hallway

A Loose Squirrel

The Cuban Cigar

Knife Day

The Big But

The Two Stools

Through the Window

Plato’s Cave

A Birthday Faux Pas

Fire!

A Little Stuffed Bear


Adventures

Bubbling

Some Bubbling Stories

Bubbles, Not Bombs

Coffee Shop Expeditions

Sandwiching

Caving

Taped to a Wall

Train Party

Dancing

Traveling

To the Mountains

Pilgrimage

Some Bear Stories

Terror

On a Mountain Peak (poem)

A Rural Mexican Funeral

Seasick in a Mexican Kayak

Eating Grasshoppers (poem)

All Night in a Country Cemetery (poem)


Deaths

Killed in a Fiery Crash

Remembering Stephanie

Murdered

A Tragic Yet Beautiful Life

Mourning

Some of This, Some of That 1

Saved from Suicide

“Thanks for Being Here”

Sobbing

Weddings

Social Lies

Becoming a Poetry Person

Coincidences

A Story in a Tree

The Secret Fort

Hit by a Goose

In Students’ Dreams

Thirty-Five Minutes of Nonstop Listening

Signed Up for Facebook

“That’s the Only Thing Keeping Me Alive”

Embarrassed at a Wedding

The Flying Belt

Painting Faces

A Forgotten Lunch

Holding My Hand

Watching Anne of Green Gables

Staying in Touch with Former Students as They Age

Some of This, Some of That 2

“Just Clifford”

Nearly Killed

Bill Konrad (poem)

Laudromat Soap Suds

The Firefighter’s Carry

Almost Arrested

Homeless for a Day

“I’m Dying”

The Swollen Eye

Anthropologist in Church (poem)

On Praying (poem)

Singing at an Anti-KKK Rally

Five Hundred Geese, One Deer, and a Dog

A Physically Challenged Squirrel

Buffy (poem)

Doing a Sledding Train

Close Encounter with a Wayward Tree

Looking for Trees to Climb While Out Walking

Writing Books

After Sixty-Four and a Half Years

An Introvert Goes Barn Dancing

On Turning Eighty a Month and a Half Ago

Walking 800 Miles While 80 Years Old


Trains

A Professor Takes to the Rails

Train Whistle (poem)

Riding in a Boxcar (poem)

Two Friendly Yard Workers

Along the Mississippi River

Kicked Off

A Quick Transfer

In the Weeds

Will (poem)

Rough Tracks

Almost Stranded

Sleeping on a Moving Train

Slow Train (poem)

Wrong Train

A Death

Encounter with Police in a Parking Lot

Stopped by Local Police

Cinderbox Cindy’s Ashes (poem)


Index of Persons and Places

Index of Pictures



If you would like a free PDF file of the whole collection, write to Cliff Williams at cliffwilliams150 at gmail dot com with Stories in the subject line.



252 pages

Version 2a

December 31, 2024

© 2024 by Cliff Williams